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Erap Jokes

As the year ends, I will share you these Erap Jokes so that you can start the year laughing with these Erap Jokes.

For Erap supporters (actually, Im one of you guys), Im not implying anything serious about Erap. These are for fun only and I dont have intention to hurt anyone here. Its just they are really funny. Actually, some of my readers suggested me to post some Erap Jokes here so I collected some of them and posted here.

If you have your own Erap Jokes in your box and want them to add here, just email them at and i will add them here for you.

Teacher: Can you give me an example of a beast of burden?
Erap: Carabao, ma’am!
Teacher: Very good, ERAP. Can you give another example?
Erap: How about another Carabao?

Sa isang party. Sabi ng isang Ambassador to Erap, “I haven’t met your wife. Where is she?” Napadaan si First Lady Loi. Sabi ni Erap, “Oh, my wife just passed away.”

While in New York, Erap accidentally bumped an American woman
Woman: F*ck you!
Erap: F*ck you too!
Husband hears the commotion and approaches
Husband: What seems to be the problem here?
Erap: Your wife f*cked me first, so I f*cked her too.

The Abu Sayyaf were looking for FVR, GMA and Erap, who all hid inside a sack each. The rebels kicked FVR’s sack, and FVR said: “Arf! Arf!” The rebels moved to GMA’s sack and kicked it, GMA said: “Meow! Meow!” The rebels moved to Erap’s sack and kicked it, and Erap said: “Patatas! Patatas!”

Erap at a California Pizza kitchen
Erap: Waiter, ano bang specialty niyo?
Waiter: Sir we have a wide range of pizza
Erap: A ganun ba? Isang Shakeys special nga!

Ramos: Erap, why do you cry while eating Chippy? And why do you shed your tears on the wrapper?
Erap: Because it says here on top “Tear here”.

After finishing the main course at lunch meeting with Clinton. Erap is asked if he would like another serving. Erap replies politely: “No thank you. I’m fed up already.”

Kumain sa isang sosyal na restaurant sina Erap at FVR.
FVR:‘Give me Swiss Steak and French Fries’
Waiter: ‘And you Sir?
Erap: ‘The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too’

Erap taking a bath nang biglang lumindol. He ran outside the Beverly Hotel without his clothes on.
Guard: Mr. President! I think you forgot something…
Erap: Ay sh*t! Yung wristband ko!

Driver to Erap: Sir, pweding pakitingin kung umiilaw yung parking light (as driver switches on the parking light)
Erap: OK, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir, yung headlights, umiilaw ba? (as driver switches on the headlights)
Erap: OK rin, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir yung signal light pakitingin? (as driver switches on the signal light)
Erap: Gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw…

31 December 2012
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